The Rock
'The People's Champ'
Michael Cole, this microphone stinks.
What is on your hand?
- The Rock -
The Rock talks trash in his sleep just like this: (The Rock closes his eyes and whispers)
rudypoo candyass, layeth the smacketh down on their candyasses, know your role…
- The Rock -
Kane can talk.
The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
- The Rock -
Undertaker, with his Mickey Mouse tattoos and his 33 pound head.
- The Rock -
The Rock: And now in front of all The Rock’s fans, you want to serve The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie.
King: What kind of pie was that, JR?
JR: I don’t know but whatever it was I’m sure she would be willing to serve it to him. Piping hot. Homemade.
The Rock: Its no secret The Rock he loves pie. But The Rock he just has one thing to say to you – poontang your ass on out of here.
- The Rock to his ex-girlfriend -
The Rock: Well, The Rock says this, tonight he is simply going to serve you up a piece of pie.
King: Uh-oh, a piece of pie. Oh boy we know what kind of pie The Rock serves.
The Rock: Now, The Rock says there are many types of pies.
King: Yeah.
The Rock: There’s shepherds pie.
King: No no no no. That’s not the good type of pie.
The Rock: Apple pie.
King: No, Rock it starts with a ‘P’. Yeah, c’mon you know what kind. Yes.
The Rock: Pumpkin pie.
King: Noooooo...'P'.
The Rock: And the ever so lovable poontang pie.
King: Yeah, that’s it!
Well, The Rock says this - he wipes a monkey’s ass with what you think.
- The Rock to Big Show -
If you are the Game, then quite frankly you need to go
back to the drawing board because your Game absolutely sucks.
- The Rock to Triple H -